12 Reasons You Can Blame the Recession on Briffault’s Law

 

The recession has not only affected our lives, but it’s also influenced our perceptions. The recession has made many people feel hopeless, lonely, and afraid. I have a few friends who are currently in the midst of a major career change, and they are no longer sure how they will ever get their jobs back. I recently saw a local news report on a woman who had just married and had just started her new job in a new city.

Some people might blame the recession on the recession, but we can also blame it on Briffault’s Law. This is the law of the universe that says that if a person is unemployed and can’t find a job, then it’s the fault of the economy. Briffault's Law actually predicts what would happen if we had a recession.

According to the theory, if unemployment were the only effect of the recession, we would see a huge increase in unemployment.

The theory is that because employers are searching for new employees, the economy would feel sluggish and people would be more reluctant to work. Since this is a bad effect, it would depress economic activity, which in turn would cause unemployment. As a result, people would work less and spend less money. This would lead to less purchasing and thus less consumption, which would lead to more unemployment.

Of course, this is a silly theory. People are already working less. The labor market is already struggling to hold its ground, and the labor force as a whole has already seen much more employment than the number of unemployed. Even if you were to make the case that the number of unemployed has grown, it’s not clear that the labor force has gotten stronger.

The fact is that the recession has actually caused more unemployment than the unemployment itself. By definition, “jobless” and “unemployed” are the same thing. In this case, all that’s needed is a large enough number of unemployed individuals who, when put to work the following year, have no desire to do anything but sit around and collect unemployment checks.

In contrast to unemployment, there are many people who, when put to work the following year, want to do something. But what they want to do is a lot more difficult to achieve than unemployed individuals don’t want to do.

Basically, if you want to make it in the work world, you’ve got to really want it. Without wanting it, even if you’re smart and talented, you’re not going to stick it out. You’re going to be asked to do something that you absolutely don’t want to do, and you’ve got to have a pretty good excuse to refuse.

People who want to get out of the rat race aren’t necessarily unemployed. They’re people who want to take a break and recharge their batteries.

It’s called “retirement” and it’s usually the opposite of what people think of as retirement.

Now, some people think that we’re all being forced out of our jobs just because we haven’t done them for a while. We’re certainly not. There’s a reason why so many companies have such slow downs. It’s because they’ve got to make a ton of money to pay their top execs and keep their top execs happy.

A lot of people believe that the economy is just about to go back to normal because all the unemployed people are taking a long vacation. This is not because there is more unemployment right now. It’s because there is more unemployment.

And you know what’s really crazy? It’s actually true. The longer people stay home with their kids, the more they’re going to take off their hardworking minds. So if you’re really that worried about the future of the economy, the next time you’re feeling like you’re losing money, it’s probably not because banks and other financial institutions are going broke.